flippyspoon:

"Yeh gimme the dough and I gives ya the stuff, capisce?  I got primo nip right here, friend, five large for the whole shebang."

flippyspoon:

"Yeh gimme the dough and I gives ya the stuff, capisce?  I got primo nip right here, friend, five large for the whole shebang."

(Source: mykeowns, via leahdoreroosevelt)

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

(via brokemywindinchain)

czittalikes:

The only quote worth knowing, ever

czittalikes:

The only quote worth knowing, ever

(via marlasblackenedlungs)

thatonepersonhehe:

knotted-up:

ms-bright-eyes:

Currently pantyless ;)

Me too

No panties hehe I feel dirty c;

thatonepersonhehe:

knotted-up:

ms-bright-eyes:

Currently pantyless ;)

Me too

No panties hehe I feel dirty c;

(via iamnotavictimlesscrime)

nevesnevele:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

pretty much

(via leahdoreroosevelt)

105,862 notes
afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

afearlessthreshold:

I don’t even remember where I found this gif, but it’s fucking hilarious

(via common0courtesy)

nobodycars:

thebiobabe:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

this is like a pop culture version of Cosmos cosmic calendar smashed together with the real one

(via common0courtesy)

143,329 notes
dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

dopernose:

Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

(Source: malformalady, via common0courtesy)

ltrcp:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

this is literally the cutest child i have ever seen. 

ltrcp:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

this is literally the cutest child i have ever seen. 

(Source: aplacetolovedogs, via futureolympicswimmer)

xxxjoeyxxxisbrutalxxx:

Sure!

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(Source: nevver, via hellascience)

262,600 notes
Millie is the best

gkarma11:

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9,796 notes

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

(via laickaslittlewonderland)

118,347 notes
k3rstee:

Finally I get to see the sun lol 🌞#Onedayoff #Nightshiftproblems

k3rstee:

Finally I get to see the sun lol 🌞#Onedayoff #Nightshiftproblems